Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee Hee

'Tis the season to be jolly and the laughter of the man in the red suit is rather catching. Fa la la la la. I've been twirling around on my broomstick at high speed for a few weeks, spreading proposal magic here and there. And now it's time to celebrate not only the end of the year but our glorious successes. Bring on the bubbly!


In October, Sapphire Logistics won a bid to provide fulfilment services to one of the largest oil companies in South Africa. nFold was given a proposal to check and transform over a weekend in August. We improved the readability statistics, edited the executive summary and enhanced the layout within less than a week. “There is no doubt that a large part of our success was a result of nFold’s ability to turn a good proposal into an incredible proposal. Thank you for your amazing work on such a tight time line. The final result was even better than expected.”, said Graham Wooding, MD of Sapphire Logistics.

Another reason to celebrate, is that Jon Williams, Proposal Star Supreme, will be visiting South Africa in 2013. Jon has worked live proposals with many big companies in countries around the world. Anyone who saw his keynote address at our first ever local APMP conference in 2010 will remember Jon's quirky British humour, charisma as a presenter and his experience in both procurement and proposals. I do hope he brings my friend Proposal Panda to visit us again. He eats shoots and leaves but is great company all the same.

Check out this Youtube video of Jon in action in 2010 and watch this space about his 2013 visit:

http://youtu.be/gslDcKi6hs8

Last but not least, nFold has had such a great year that we're ready to move into a bigger office. One small step for nFold, one giant leap for proposal magic. All our systems bounce around in the clouds, so the move will be more virtual than physical. But do take note of nFold's new switchboard number: +27-10-125-0123. And make a point of popping in for a quick potion as soon as we've settled into our new digs. I'll be painting the walls bright colours. Let me know if you can think of better colours than azure, chartreuse and tangerine. I bought some rainbow stockings to match. Watcha think?

Wendy is a broad

I mean Wendy goes abroad of course. Although, I did lose my heart to a handsome fellow, mysteriously called Qwin. I went to the Qvidian conference in San Diego with Theresa Monoyoudis, via New York.

 

I met such an enthusiastic bunch of proposal automation customers saving time on proposals. So I'm ready to spread the gospel according to Qwin. He says users save an average of 44% of their time on proposals and win 38% more. Wow! No wonder he swept me off my broomstick.

 

I returned to South Africa to find that nFold has been quietly growing while I was away. There is such a buzz in the office, and I didn't even have to cast any spells for it to happen. Sandy Pullinger says she's delighted to have so many bid network folks filling her shoes. I'm not sure why anyone would want to wear her stinky shoes, but it's great that the larger than life poster is not the only Sandy clone floating about. Watch out Dolly!

 

2012 has been a bumper year for nFold so far. Everyone seems as hungry to win as we are. Our portfolio is bursting with proposals and bids galore. And customers keep coming back for more. Our strategy is to fly this year and our dreams are coming true. There's room on the broom for more so bring it on.

Last chance saloon

Next week I will be making a guest appearance at the third annual APMP conference in SA. All proposal and sales and new business development people eager for my autograph - oh and to "Raise your Game" - must register this week. You snooze you lose! You're in the last chance saloon...click here to book now: events@apmp.org.za. Spread the word like wild-fire by bush telegraph before it's too late.

Neil Philipson, with one 'l', is the current chair person of the Association of Proposal Management Professionals in sunny South Africa. He's SO excited about the line-up. Here I am looking over his shoulder while he shares the programme with me on his zooty ipad. Doesn't he look excited?

Other than my distinguished and humble self, there will be no less than TWO international guest speakers. Rick Harris, executive director of APMP international, will be making the keynote address. He has oodles of global business development experience. Chris Kaelin from Switzerland will be yodelling too - all about putting the sizzle back into proposals. But wait, there's more. For a copy of the programme, visit www.apmp.org.za. The conference is cheaper for members - at only slightly more than the cost of a meal for 2 with wine at a local restaurant, it's a positive steal. To check out the calibre of previous international guest speakers, click here to find out some more great reasons to become a member of the APMP: Colleen Jolly and Jon Williams promote APMP Membership at 1st APMP SA Conference.

Neil says Theresa Monoyoudis has been the key driver behind the conference. I overheard her make no less than 90 phonecalls last week to check up on members and to promote the conference. In the last few weeks she only flew off the broom handle once while knocking off all the items on the lengthy 'to do' list to make such a great conference happen. But luckily I wasn't to blame for the mishap. Close shave! And within minutes Theresa the cheer leader was her usual enthusiastic self. Go T Go!


Neil has no reason to climb the walls about the conference. But he has a day job at PDNA that makes him responsible for winning engineering projects worth billions. So there are never enough hours in a day. Since he handles it all without breaking a sweat, I decide to climb the walls for him. Or does it look as though he's encouraging me to fly off the handle? What do you think?

Room on the Broom

"Down!" cried this witch, when I flew into the underground parking at Standard Bank. I was reminded, as I entered the proposal centre, about that brilliant book Julia Donaldson wrote about me, called "Room on the Broom". It features my cat, a frog, a dog and a bird. My friends overcome a dragon by disguising themselves as a swamp creature, and "Whoosh!" we are gone.

You may be wondering what this has to do with proposals?

Sally Jacques' Favourite Book

For 2 years or more, Christian Figenschou from Standard Bank has been on the APMP committee in charge of Accreditation. Go Christian! Sally Jacques hopped onto the broom in 2012. She's been arranging the study group towards passing the Foundation exam in July. Here she is, reading the Shipley Proposal Guide, no doubt her favourite book at the moment...about a person writing a proposal about a person reading a book about a witch watching Sally.

Study Tips from Wendy
If you are one of the 25...you heard me...25 people taking the exam with Sally, then you'll be needing some tips from me.

Tip #1: Visit www.apmp.org to see why to bother.
Tip #2: Drink a lot of coffee.
Tip #3: Read the Shipley Proposal Guide at least once.
Tip #4: Drink more coffee.
Tip #5: Phone in for the last 2 of 4 study group sessions.
Tip #6: Attend the cramming session.
Tip #7: Breathe.
Tip #8: Write the exam, and whoosh! you'll be accredited.

No less than half...you heard me...4 people in the Standard Bank proposal team will be writing the exam. "Yes!" cried the witch, and "Good luck!". Here's the whole team pretending to join the study group session using Christian's phone. "Ha, Ha" said the witch.

Whoosh the Proposal was Done (with apologies to Julia Donaldson)

"I am a proposal, as green as can be. Is there room on the broom for a proposal like me?"
"Yes!" cried the witch and the proposal climbed on. The witch tapped her broomstick and whoosh! they were gone.

Over reviews and processes they flew, minding the dragons and the date it was due. "Smile!" cried the witch, and the writers all did, the cubicles waved but the other folks hid. Away from requests that make your head itch. As I flew out the door they said, "There goes our witch."  

Hakuna Matata

I spent the last few months as a silent observer in the Vodacom bid management office. While I had coffee with their team this morning, the words made famous by the Lion King came to mind: "Hakuna Matata...it means no worries." What a wonderful phrase indeed. I have decided that is now my new life motto.

This ICT procurement business is quite complicated. With all sorts of requirements from sms bundles to providing entire communication solutions for customers, the life of a bid specialist is chaos, just chaos I tell you. Although at Vodacom the chaos seemed quite organised.


Here I am, lying on my back under a proposal file, hiding while the Vodacom proposal team independently go about doing what they do best.

So what have I learnt here? Zen and the art of proposal management. Here are the top 8 ways of finding your ‘hakuna matata’:


1. Bring your jovial presence to the office before you forget you have it. Walk in singing or telling a knock knock joke.

2. Have regular coffee sessions as a team to talk about absolutely nothing in particular but everything at the same time, a conversation may come in handy at same point.

3. Always have an emergency proposal kit. Flu medicine, vitamins and shifty looking regmaakers pumped with caffeine.

4. Create a wrestling tag team, tap them in when necessary.

5. Find time to eat and drink.

6. Ask for help, you never know how many people are willing to jumpstart your car.

7. Keep true to your objectives in your life, your career. Don’t get your priorities twisted.

8. And my personal favourite; when in doubt say a spell or two! You just never know…

And there you have it. As a proposal manager, remember there are no problems just ways to deal with life. The bid specialists at Vodacom remember this. And look how relaxed they seem.

The Road to Hell

My plan to write more blogs didn't happen in 2011. And it's a bit late for new year's resolutions in March 2012, don't you think? They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I suppose I'm on my way there with Chris Rea. But then, as a witch, maybe that's where I was headed anyway.

I'm sure you're bursting with curiosity to know what I've been doing on my proposal journey since visiting Colleen in Washington. Well, it all began with an evil cat.

I visited Kirste Webb in the US. She planned to take me to Tennessee and Maryland . It's all a blur. One day I was watching her work, when her cat mistook me for a mouse. I soon showed him not to mess with me and my broomstick.

Kirste introduced me to Beth Wingate before the US conference of the APMP. I helped Beth to stuff bags for the conference. I made sure there were a few spiders in them.

Beth then gave me to Inas Younis from Egypt. She took me home on a magic carpet. At last I was back in Jozie, after 6 months away. I was delighted to find that in my absence, nFold was recognized by Strategic Proposals as Partner of the Year for 2010. I was devastated that Proposal Panda got to pose with my nFold family for the photo instead of me.

Panda had just been to visit Aurecon. Their team won the first ever nFold Proposal Award in South Africa. Here's a happy snap of Sonja Jansen Van Resnburg from Aurecon, accepting the award from my hero, Dr. Tom Sant. It was a pleasure to meet such a proposal guru. My knees wobbled when I took the photo.

Tom spoke at the 2nd local APMP conference in 2011, was a judge for the first proposal award, he did some exec sessions and he told more than 250 sales people how NOT to commit the 7 deadly sins of proposal writing. Then he had a little holiday in the sun. I hope he visits us again soon.

nFold celebrated 10 years in proposal pioneering with some special customers. What a milestone! Keep rocking nFold.

A whole lot more happened in 2011 and 2012 started off with a jolly loud bang. But I was inside my box napping at the time. And that's where I'm going now. See you next time. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!