Monday, June 11, 2012

Room on the Broom


"Down!" cried this witch, when I flew into the underground parking at Standard Bank. I was reminded, as I entered the proposal centre, about that brilliant book Julia Donaldson wrote about me, called "Room on the Broom". It features my cat, a frog, a dog and a bird. My friends overcome a dragon by disguising themselves as a swamp creature, and "Whoosh!" we are gone.

You may be wondering what this has to do with proposals?

Sally Jacques' Favourite Book
For 2 years or more, Christian Figenschou from Standard Bank has been on the APMP committee in charge of Accreditation. Go Christian! Sally Jacques hopped onto the broom in 2012. She's been arranging the study group towards passing the Foundation exam in July. Here she is, reading the Shipley Proposal Guide, no doubt her favourite book at the moment...about a person writing a proposal about a person reading a book about a witch watching Sally.


Study Tips from Wendy
If you are one of the 25...you heard me...25 people taking the exam with Sally, then you'll be needing some tips from me.

Tip #1: Visit www.apmp.org to see why to bother.
Tip #2: Drink a lot of coffee.
Tip #3: Read the Shipley Proposal Guide at least once.
Tip #4: Drink more coffee.
Tip #5: Phone in for the last 2 of 4 study group sessions.
Tip #6: Attend the cramming session.
Tip #7: Breathe.
Tip #8: Write the exam, and whoosh! you'll be accredited.

No less than half...you heard me...4 people in the Standard Bank proposal team will be writing the exam. "Yes!" cried the witch, and "Good luck!". Here's the whole team pretending to join the study group session using Christian's phone. "Ha, Ha" said the witch.



Whoosh the Proposal was Done (with apologies to Julia Donaldson)

"I am a proposal, as green as can be. Is there room on the broom for a proposal like me?"
"Yes!" cried the witch and the proposal climbed on. The witch tapped her broomstick and whoosh! they were gone.

Over reviews and processes they flew, minding the dragons and the date it was due. "Smile!" cried the witch, and the writers all did, the cubicles waved but the other folks hid. Away from requests that make your head itch. As I flew out the door they said, "There goes our witch."